My Eyes Are Up Here

Every time Sam wants to nurse he does this little show that almost seems to say "I am trying to seduce you into giving me what I want". And whenever he is around me he is always, and I mean always, looking at my chest. So between this fact and watching Sam get such pleasure out of nursing, Ben has also started to stare at my breasts as if to say "I know there is something magical there, but I am not quite sure what it is". So I want to walk around the house with a tee shirt that says MY EYES ARE UP HERE with an arrow pointing upwards. Men. I grew up in a household full of them and I am once again stuck in a household full of them.