I have a new disease. Actually, it's really more of a syndrome. It is called INWTGOB syndrome. INWTGOB stands for 'I never want to get out of bed'. It's really much more serious than some people give it credit. It can cause laundry shortages and no one in the household will have clean underwear and socks and it wreaks havoc on the kitchen making it almost impossible to find empty counter space because the dirty dishes are everywhere.It's hard to recognize and diagnose. We went to a pre-school tour the other day and there was another parent on the tour. She had a notepad and was asking constant questions about structure, their views on art instruction, Spanish speaking (pointing out that although the tour guide said that they spoke Spanish there, she had not heard one word of it since entering the building). She does NOT have INWTGOB. I did manage to get out of bed to go to the tour and then felt like I was coming down with BMV (bad mother virus). Not only did I not ask any questions, but I had NO notepad. The horror.